That’s Not A Jolie Rancher, Maddox.

Although he was raised on them in his native Cambodia, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have attempted to discourage adopted son Maddox from snacking on insects. Part of the process has been to outfit him with one of our shellaced and petrified celebrity brooches, as the extra gloss makes for a truly revolting taste. But then when you’re raised on bugs, revolting is apparently a very relative term. Little Maddox has also recently been given a mohawk in an attempt to keep him from listening to Rancid.

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